Funny Christmas Gifts for Dogs (and the People Who Love Them)

Your dog doesn't care what's in the box. They care that it squeaks, smells like you and can be carried around the living room like a trophy. This guide rounds up our funniest Christmas gifts for dogs and cats, plus a few for the dog lover who has everything.

Order by December 8 for holiday delivery. Orders ship in 1-3 business days and delivery typically takes 7-15 days. Shipping is free on orders over $35.

Stocking stuffers under $20

Small, squeaky and easy to wrap (or not wrap, your dog will open it anyway).

Holiday outfits for the family photo

Every outfit page has a size chart. Measure neck, chest and back length first, and size up if your dog is between sizes.

Costumes that steal the holiday card

Always supervise your pet in costume, and take it off when the photos are done.

Personalized gifts

A gift with their name on it feels a lot more thoughtful than it costs.

Gifts for the dog lover

Cozy upgrades

Browse everything festive in the Christmas Shop or the Gifts for Dog Lovers collection. 3 for 2 applies on selected toys.

FAQ

When should I order Christmas gifts for delivery before December 25?

Order by December 8 to be safe. Orders ship in 1-3 business days and delivery typically takes 7-15 days.

Are plush toys safe for every dog?

Plush toys are made for play and cuddles, not power-chewing. Choose a toy bigger than your dog can swallow and supervise playtime. For heavy chewers, see our Chew-Proof collection.

How do I pick the right size for a holiday outfit?

Measure your dog's neck, chest and back length and compare with the size chart on the product page. If your dog is between sizes, size up.

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